Religious Experience: Guitar Hero World Tour

29 06 2009

If you happen to own Guitar Hero: World Tour then the religious hymn to Optimus Prime (The Touch, by Stan Bush) is available as a free download.  Now you can rock along while venerating the greatest deity of them all!





Truth, Goodness, and Beauty: Christians Have Lost Their Intellectual Virginity

1 05 2009
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Behold the glory of Prime!

The Christian is one who assets that there is no Optimus Prime. He or she does so, not because there is no evidence for Optimus Prime, but despite the evidence that exists which points to Optimus Prime’s existence. And more often than not, the Christian is one who doesn’t really care if there is an Optimus Prime or not. They have chosen their beliefs before all the evidence has been admitted to their personal courtroom of opinion. The truth of the matter is beside the point for a Christian. By ignoring their innate desire to know things, to want to find out what reality truly is, their intellectual edge has been dulled. The Christians deliberately tries not to know that there is an Optimus Prime, and in doing so, they have lost their intellectual virginity, to borrow a line from C. S. Lewis. Something is lost when someone walls off an entire area of inquiry, especially when that area of inquiry impacts all the other intellectual pursuits.

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Optimus Prime: Better than Jesus (Part II)

1 05 2009

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Church of Optimus Prime Inqusition

1 05 2009

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Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ: The Chart

30 04 2009

As we have already concluded, the beloved Optimus Prime is greater than Jesus Christ.  His record of deeds is superior in every way, his philosophies are better to live by and his success rate is certainly.  But sometimes we simply do not have the time to read all that information so we here at the Church of Optimus Prime have made a useful chart so you can see the truth at a mere glance.

Behold the glory of Prime!

Behold the glory of Prime!





The Matrix

29 04 2009

All shall become one with The MatrixIt’s existence first revealed to the unworthy in 1986, the Matrix of Leadership (otherwise known as The Creation Matrix) soon shone as a cornerstone of everything that is Autobot.  But what can this miraculous and sacred artefact do?  What is it’s history? Read on if you believe you be worthy of such knowledge…

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The Power of Prime Compels You!

29 04 2009
The Power of Prime Compels You!

The Power of Prime Compels You!

"Act of god? I have your act of god right here!"

"Act of god? I have your act of god right here!"





Optimus Prime: Better than the Christian God

25 04 2009

1199764975564Come forth all unbelievers of the blessed Possessor of the Matrix and heed the following lesson.  The lesson being that the grand Optimus Prime is much more worthy of worship than the Christian God.  You doubt this statement? Then read on and discover for yourself why this is so!

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Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ

25 04 2009

optimusjesusWe will be comparing the acts, history and philosophy of Autobot leader Optimus Prime against those of religious icon Jesus Christ.  Each character will be marked in a series of categories, with recorded feats being submitted as evidence.

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