Church of Optimus Prime Inqusition

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Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ: The Chart

As we have already concluded, the beloved Optimus Prime is greater than Jesus Christ.  His record of deeds is superior in every way, his philosophies are better to live by and his success rate is certainly.  But sometimes we simply do not have the time to read all that information so we here at the Church of Optimus Prime have made a useful chart so you can see the truth at a mere glance.

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The Matrix

All shall become one with The MatrixIt’s existence first revealed to the unworthy in 1986, the Matrix of Leadership (otherwise known as The Creation Matrix) soon shone as a cornerstone of everything that is Autobot.  But what can this miraculous and sacred artefact do?  What is it’s history? Read on if you believe you be worthy of such knowledge…

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The Power of Prime Compels You!

The Power of Prime Compels You!

The Power of Prime Compels You!

"Act of god? I have your act of god right here!"

"Act of god? I have your act of god right here!"

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Optimus Prime: Better than the Christian God

1199764975564Come forth all unbelievers of the blessed Possessor of the Matrix and heed the following lesson.  The lesson being that the grand Optimus Prime is much more worthy of worship than the Christian God.  You doubt this statement? Then read on and discover for yourself why this is so!

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Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ

optimusjesusWe will be comparing the acts, history and philosophy of Autobot leader Optimus Prime against those of religious icon Jesus Christ.  Each character will be marked in a series of categories, with recorded feats being submitted as evidence.

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