Category Archives: Animation

The Word of Prime Spreads!

Gather forth, my brothers and sisters and marvel at how the Gospel of Prime spreads faster than Scraplets on a Decepticon! The catalyst for this growing flock to Optimus Prime is obviously the grand chart which proves his superiority, it now appears all over the World Wide Web.

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The Matrix

All shall become one with The MatrixIt’s existence first revealed to the unworthy in 1986, the Matrix of Leadership (otherwise known as The Creation Matrix) soon shone as a cornerstone of everything that is Autobot.  But what can this miraculous and sacred artefact do?  What is it’s history? Read on if you believe you be worthy of such knowledge…

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Optimus Prime: Better than the Christian God

1199764975564Come forth all unbelievers of the blessed Possessor of the Matrix and heed the following lesson.  The lesson being that the grand Optimus Prime is much more worthy of worship than the Christian God.  You doubt this statement? Then read on and discover for yourself why this is so!

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Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ

optimusjesusWe will be comparing the acts, history and philosophy of Autobot leader Optimus Prime against those of religious icon Jesus Christ.  Each character will be marked in a series of categories, with recorded feats being submitted as evidence.

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