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The Word of Prime Spreads!

Gather forth, my brothers and sisters and marvel at how the Gospel of Prime spreads faster than Scraplets on a Decepticon! The catalyst for this growing flock to Optimus Prime is obviously the grand chart which proves his superiority, it now appears all over the World Wide Web.

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Optimus Prime: Better than Jesus (Part II)

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Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ: The Chart

As we have already concluded, the beloved Optimus Prime is greater than Jesus Christ.  His record of deeds is superior in every way, his philosophies are better to live by and his success rate is certainly.  But sometimes we simply do not have the time to read all that information so we here at the Church of Optimus Prime have made a useful chart so you can see the truth at a mere glance.

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The Power of Prime Compels You!

The Power of Prime Compels You!

The Power of Prime Compels You!

"Act of god? I have your act of god right here!"

"Act of god? I have your act of god right here!"

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Optimus Prime: Better than the Christian God

1199764975564Come forth all unbelievers of the blessed Possessor of the Matrix and heed the following lesson.  The lesson being that the grand Optimus Prime is much more worthy of worship than the Christian God.  You doubt this statement? Then read on and discover for yourself why this is so!

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Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ

optimusjesusWe will be comparing the acts, history and philosophy of Autobot leader Optimus Prime against those of religious icon Jesus Christ.  Each character will be marked in a series of categories, with recorded feats being submitted as evidence.

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