The Christian is one who assets that there is no Optimus Prime. He or she does so, not because there is no evidence for Optimus Prime, but despite the evidence that exists which points to Optimus Prime’s existence. And more often than not, the Christian is one who doesn’t really care if there is an Optimus Prime or not. They have chosen their beliefs before all the evidence has been admitted to their personal courtroom of opinion. The truth of the matter is beside the point for a Christian. By ignoring their innate desire to know things, to want to find out what reality truly is, their intellectual edge has been dulled. The Christians deliberately tries not to know that there is an Optimus Prime, and in doing so, they have lost their intellectual virginity, to borrow a line from C. S. Lewis. Something is lost when someone walls off an entire area of inquiry, especially when that area of inquiry impacts all the other intellectual pursuits.
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As we have already concluded, the beloved Optimus Prime is greater than Jesus Christ. His record of deeds is superior in every way, his philosophies are better to live by and his success rate is certainly. But sometimes we simply do not have the time to read all that information so we here at the Church of Optimus Prime have made a useful chart so you can see the truth at a mere glance.
It’s existence first revealed to the unworthy in 1986, the Matrix of Leadership (otherwise known as The Creation Matrix) soon shone as a cornerstone of everything that is Autobot. But what can this miraculous and sacred artefact do? What is it’s history? Read on if you believe you be worthy of such knowledge…
Come forth all unbelievers of the blessed Possessor of the Matrix and heed the following lesson. The lesson being that the grand Optimus Prime is much more worthy of worship than the Christian God. You doubt this statement? Then read on and discover for yourself why this is so!